dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

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laughmorebehappy:

Terrible Kanji Tattoos Translated: Terrible Kanji Tattoos Translated: Haha, major fail. http://ichirokanami.tinycontentbytes.me/terrible-kanji-tattoos-translated

laughmorebehappy:

Terrible Kanji Tattoos Translated: Terrible Kanji Tattoos Translated: Haha, major fail. http://ichirokanami.tinycontentbytes.me/terrible-kanji-tattoos-translated

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laughmorebehappy:

The Most Unfun Toys of All Time: The most unfun toys of all times: worse than getting coal on Christmas. http://ichirokanami.tinycontentbytes.me/the-ten-most-unfun-toys-of-all-time

laughmorebehappy:

The Most Unfun Toys of All Time: The most unfun toys of all times: worse than getting coal on Christmas. http://ichirokanami.tinycontentbytes.me/the-ten-most-unfun-toys-of-all-time

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carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

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revoltingchild:

ahh yes my favorite time of year

revoltingchild:

ahh yes my favorite time of year

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jamesfrancoe:

crouton sounds like it could be used an insult like if you were to say “shut the fuck up you pretentious crouton” but alas it is only a piece of fried bread for salads

(Source: donniedarkheaux)

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Hello, I know most of my followers probably aren’t following me to see me advertise my other sites and stuff. But I thought I should just put this out there. Basically, i’m trying to raise money to go to warped tour on the 3rd. I have $0 so far haha. Anyways, If anyone’s interested in any of my gigs, just let me know. 

Anonymous said: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

licoriceplease:

homolesbians:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

if this gets to 200k I will make “tiffany you useless lesbian” tshirts 😂

And in that moment, we were all Tiffany

where’s my shirt

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hi:

queen-of-souls:

hi:

cupcakecrusades:

hi:

I JUST MOVED INTO MY NEW LITTLE BASEMENT ROOM FOR THE NEXT 12 MONTHS YAY

is that a rubber chicken

maybe


why do you have a rubber chicken

It was a cold and stormy night, I was sitting near the fireplace having some hot chocolate, and scrolling down tumblr as usual. When suddenly something I could never have imagined happened. Their was a quiet knock at my front door. Puzzled, at who this might be on such a night knocking at my door right now I hesitantly got up and headed to the door. Looking through the peephole I could see nothing. I opened the door to slowly see nothing, till I turned my gaze downwards. There, sitting on my steps was a small whicker basket, not a usual whicker basket, it was different. It almost looked like it was made by someone who had no idea what they were doing, made hastily, with not skill or precision put to it. In the basket all I could see was a small blue blanket. Leaning out my door, I peered down the street looking for a person, someone who may have left this. Not a single thing to see. I turned my attention back down to the basket, this strange whicker basket. Knelt down and slowly lifted up the soft blanket. There it was. This small, scared rubber chicken with a small piece of crumpled up what looked like a hand written note. The note read “This chicken has seen many things. Many things in which it cannot forget. I am hoping to leave him with you as to give him a new start. Hopes for a better future.” The note continued for a few other lines where the writer expressed it’s love for this rubber chicken then finally the note ended with a photo. A small, not the most clear photo with another line written under it saying, “Please don’t let him find it again.”

hi:

queen-of-souls:

hi:

cupcakecrusades:

hi:

I JUST MOVED INTO MY NEW LITTLE BASEMENT ROOM FOR THE NEXT 12 MONTHS YAY

is that a rubber chicken

maybe

why do you have a rubber chicken

It was a cold and stormy night, I was sitting near the fireplace having some hot chocolate, and scrolling down tumblr as usual. When suddenly something I could never have imagined happened. Their was a quiet knock at my front door. Puzzled, at who this might be on such a night knocking at my door right now I hesitantly got up and headed to the door. Looking through the peephole I could see nothing. I opened the door to slowly see nothing, till I turned my gaze downwards. There, sitting on my steps was a small whicker basket, not a usual whicker basket, it was different. It almost looked like it was made by someone who had no idea what they were doing, made hastily, with not skill or precision put to it. In the basket all I could see was a small blue blanket. Leaning out my door, I peered down the street looking for a person, someone who may have left this. Not a single thing to see. I turned my attention back down to the basket, this strange whicker basket. Knelt down and slowly lifted up the soft blanket. There it was. This small, scared rubber chicken with a small piece of crumpled up what looked like a hand written note. The note read “This chicken has seen many things. Many things in which it cannot forget. I am hoping to leave him with you as to give him a new start. Hopes for a better future.” The note continued for a few other lines where the writer expressed it’s love for this rubber chicken then finally the note ended with a photo. A small, not the most clear photo with another line written under it saying, “Please don’t let him find it again.”

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beesmygod:

well the internet had a good run

beesmygod:

well the internet had a good run

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asapscience:

Dr. Michio Kaku, u funny. 
via SciencePorn

asapscience:

Dr. Michio Kaku, u funny. 

via SciencePorn

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